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It Pays To Be Ignorant

Mutual / CBS / NBC

Mutual / CBS / NBC · 1943–1951

35 EpisodesFortnightlyPGSince 1943

The run

Network
Mutual / CBS / NBC
Years active
1943–1951
Surviving broadcasts
35
Genre
comedy

It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951. Tom Howard put absurdly easy questions — "What is a reigning beauty?" — to a panel of Harry McNaughton, Lulu McConnell and George Shelton, who never answered them. It was radio's most durable parody of the quiz format. Episode titles here come from the first question asked. Public-domain transfers from the Internet Archive.

1944 · 111943 · 1

Source collection

Internet Archive audio collections

Rights

Public domain — no renewed US copyright

Cataloguing

Air dates and notes from the Archive item record

Every broadcast below carries its own provenance sheet — transfer quality, file source and rights.Archive record: ItPaysToBeIgnorant

The shape of the run

What survives, year by year

7 dated broadcasts across 9 years on the air, with 7 years where nothing is known to survive. Brightness is transfer quality; empty cells are months lost to time.

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Clean transferListenableRough but complete No surviving recording

Episodes

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Listen to the run in order

Restored broadcasts from 1943, in original transmission order.

  1. 1. What is a Reigning Beauty · 4 Oct 1943
  2. 2. Why Is a Watchdog Smaller In The Daytime · 7 Feb 1944
  3. 3. Is it Bad Luck to Postpone a Wedding · 12 May 1944
  • What is a Reigning Beauty

    4 Oct 1943 · 30 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • Why Is a Watchdog Smaller In The Daytime

    7 Feb 1944 · 30 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • Is it Bad Luck to Postpone a Wedding

    12 May 1944 · 27 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • How Do You Keep Milk From Souring

    14 Jul 1944 · 28 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • What is an Optimist

    18 Aug 1944 · 30 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • What Did the Dog Say When He Sat on the Sandpaper

    1 Sep 1944 · 27 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • How Can You Tell A Jersey Cow

    8 Sep 1944 · 29 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

  • What is the Best Way to Keep Bills Down

    15 Sep 1944 · 28 min

    It Pays To Be Ignorant began on Mutual in 1942 and moved to CBS and then NBC, running to 1951.

Same seasons

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What it became

Friends in front of a microphone

Jack Benny and Fibber McGee sold intimacy: recurring characters, in-jokes, a house style. The modern hang-out show is the same trick without the script.

Lineage is written by our editors, not inferred from listening data.

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